FUCK BOOKS

Whenever I see a port-a-potty I all ways wonder if there is a fuck book hidden somewhere in there. You wouldn't think it but there are alot of hiding spots in those shit houses. While in prison it was where I relieved stress on many occasions. It was basically the only privacy I ever had while assigned to a work squad outside the gate. On the compound it costs 4 soups to barrow it and hope nobody is on the last toilet. Even then everybody can still see you from the shoulders up. Most black dudes didn't care and would jack off to anything and in front of anybody but I'm not an animal. It still sucks in the port-a-potty cause its hot as fuck and sometimes the do do smell is so bad you have to put a towel over your face. For some strange reason we would find sex magazines all the time on the side of the road like people just rode around with them in their cars and threw them out. And if I'm gonna "gun" a magazine it has to have full on penetration. Those magazines where the dude is holding his dick right over the hole pisses me off! Just put it in! I found a magazine that sold for $100 on the pound called "buttman". It had alot of anal which I don't like but one of the best magazines I ever seen. Sometimes I get pissed off because where are those girls? I don't think they exist. After someone payed $100 for it he put tape on every page and would rent it out. But not the whole magazine, just about 2 or 3 pages! Shit they would even take it to the library and make black and white copies and still get $5 a page. Alot of people were getting those "next door nikki" pics that was as close as you could get without being contraband. But yea there are some sick fuckers in there that will jack off to anything. When times get real tough dudes will jack off to a "readers digest". There was a guy "gunning" the gun tower yelling "yea that hoe be eatin it!" but when a male guard walked out he just said "oh well." It was hard watching tv especially if there was ever a love scene cause they would slap there hands and say shit like : "she fittin to get that meat" or "i wanna eat her asshole" and that would happen on regular commercials. While working on the side of the road I would all ways be the only white guy so I had to listen to them talk all day. A girl would just glance and in their mind she wants some skeet.