deaf and the fly face

Oh Gawd there was this deaf dude that made me nervous and annoyed the shit out of me. You have to be nice to him cause of his misfortune but I hated to be around him cause he talked with his hands and he would flail his arms around like a raver in a club on a triple stak. Anyways I smoked with him one night and what a mistake that was!! Every time I seen him he wanted weed like I was the weed man or something. Just try to explain to a deaf dude the ins and outs of drug buying/selling. He never understood "hit a block" or "come back later". I seen him one night and he got mad at me for not having weed so he gave me a twenty dollar bill and told me in his funny sounding arm flailing voice that if I did not get him weed that he would slap me in the face. He freaked my dog out as well as my mother! Dude was too hyper and that's not good when you cant hear shit. I took his money and told my boy Nathan to hook him up........ well i never heard from him again cause he ripped the deaf dude off and beat his ass after the deaf dude slapped him right in the face. (i warned him) The last I heard the deaf dude got caught breaking in a trailer off E & T circle. (he was talking loud as fuck and the police caught him in the place!) My neighbor is deaf and so is the kid...... creeps me the fuck out! I would never be that much of an ass to make fun of anyone like that but I cant be nice when they cross me just cause of a handicap. I couldn't imagine being that way and am lucky to not be! One thing that shocked me in prison was blind people. What the fuck could a blind person do for the state to decide its better to be in a prison? I hope he didn't sell drugs cause he would get ripped off quite a bit. Life is short and you should make the best of it. Another thing that confuses me is those commercials that show starving kids. Why you asking me for money? Who is in charge of that country and why do they need my help? If you look in the background you will see a desert........ well why are you living in the desert? Move somewhere you can plant crops! Instead of money we should donate birth control. You cant feed yourself but they have 4 and 5 kids with flys flying around there face. Yes i feel bad but just giving money and food does not help anything if they are too stupid. Do I sound like an asshole if I say that I would rather give money to someone right here in town who is down on their luck? Let Madonna and U2 worry about those black kids and lets help people right here in town that need it and will appreciate it. Trust me when I say that .35 cents will not help at all, but if it makes you feel better cause you helped...... then fuck everything else. I want to open a fund and it will be local with local people in need of help. I want to help people out who have non-sexual, non violent charges who get out of prison without a pot to piss in and cant get a job due to felonies. Those people I feel deserve commercials......... without the flies.

Joey

I have a friend named Joey. Me and Joey would probably be in the Guiness Book Of World Records for most chaos caused in a 24 hour period. There was a time or 3 that me and Joey crossed the line and several times had close calls with Police but Joey is my ONLY friend from my past who didn't snitch on me and the ONLY one who didn't turn into a lil bitch (bull). But I can't call him my friend anymore cause I just plain hate to be around him for more than 5 minutes. He knows I know he never talked but he also thinks I owe him something..... Every time I see him he is sloshy ass shitfaced drunk and very annoying. Yes he is homeless and yes I live alone with a empty bedroom (except my ab-lounge) but the mutherfucker can't stay with me! If he knew how to control his mouth when he is buzzed and didn't burn bridges then maybe someone would help. Joey has told me several times he was gonna rob me or kill me in a drunken rage and then I won't talk to him for a few months. You see I'm doing good and I spent 5 years in Africa (prison). So while I was living with monkeys Joey had plenty of time to get his shit together. And my step-father was an alcoholic and I have no respect for weak ass people like that. A A is for pussys! Anyway Joey is known to make suicidal threats...... And I'm known to call bluffs. Every time I tried to dump him off somewhere he started with the "I'm gonna kill myself" routine until one day I just happen to have some rope. I learned how to tie a noose in under 13 seconds in prison. I said "you wanna kill yourself mutherfucker?!" I grabbed his drunk ass and put zip ties on his wrists. I threw the rope over the rafters in my moms shed then told him to stand on 2 milk crates. I put the rope around his kneck and asked if he was ready to go to hell. He started sweating and had wild eyes but I was just playing his stupid game. I fired up a joint and told him that when I kick the milk crates from under him he would be a bitch and change his mind. He said "get me the fuck down" and I said "nope!" Then I kicked the milkcrates and watched him fall to the ground .... We didn't talk for months after that. I have gave him loaded guns and told him to do it in the grass, I have dropped him of in graveyards, and I even bought him a box of sleeping pills and told him to eat all 100 of them! It just goes to show you that alcoholics and suicidal people are in dire need of attention. Yes we had some good times but I have my shit together and don't have patience for drunk suicidal dudes. Fuckhead Gary Evans plays with Joey cause he is so gullible and tells him I snitched on him but if I did that then why isn't he in jail? But he has done some dirty deeds and hate to not have him available. He knocked on my door last night and I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" So he is mad. Last time we went out it was to Spurs And Spokes and he almost got me jumped by Ronald whatever the fuck his last is and 3 other losers. Me and my girl dropped him off in the hood and he said "they like me down there"..... He ended up in the hospital just like I figured cause a white dude walking in the hood after dark is a stupid white dude! I have helped him a lot and been there for him but I guess I'm getting older and with age brings maturity. I just get annoyed of the thought of him and don't feel sorry for him cause he don't give a fuck about people attempting to give a fuck about him. He is useful to me cause he tells me all the people who talk shit about me....... I love when do that cause it let's me know I am alive and on someone's mind! It takes skill to be hated by a range of all types of people and I am the best at it! So keep hating me people who have no names and I will keep not caring. And don't piss me off cause I know a dude named Joey that will do anything for a few bucks and a 6 pack....... If he doesn't kill himself first.